There is this hilarious (or at least I think it's hilarious) piece from the New Yorker about standardised testing. I don't know how big the problem is in the states to be quite honest but it's been the only form of evaluation that we, here in Indonesia, have known since forever it seems. And if that's not a problem on its own then shoot me in the face.
Seriously though. It's atrocious.
The piece is a quiz about standardised testing, what better way to point out how ridiculous something is by writing it in the very form that's being ridiculed right? It's so meta a time hole is probably opening up in the cyber dimension as we speak. But also, some of the answers to the question (which are inscribed just under the actual multiple choiced questions) you may find to be very informative. So will you look at that? Satire and information for the masses.
The scoring key to the test reads:
Zero correct answers: Bummer.One to three correct answers: Slightly less of a bummer.Four to six correct answers: Cool.Seven to nine correct answers: Nice!Ten to eleven correct answers: You really ought to spend more time outsideMy favourite of the 10 question quiz (plus 1 bonus question) include:
(a) A.C.T.s.
(b) Nuclear testing.
(c) TELEVISION’S QUIZ-SHOW SCANDALS.
(d) Grade inflation.
(a) Optical Mark Recognition (O.M.R.) technology, which, since the nineteen-sixites, has been able to recognize marks made by pens and pencils alike.
(b) Wait… what?
(c) We haven’t needed No. 2 pencils for more than four decades?
(d) WTF, Mrs. Pearlstone?!?!
Located in Teachers College Hall at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, the Oscar K. Buros Library is a specialized reference library containing publications of the Buros Institute, and what is generally regarded as the world’s largest collection of tests and testing materials. Besides copies of nearly every commercially available test published since 1930, the library also contains a large collection of journals, abstracts, reviews and published information dedicated to the field of measurement.
—The Oskar K. Buros Library of Mental Measurements
(a) Convince doubters that there is a field known as mental measurements.
(b) Convince scholars to visit Teachers College Hall.
(c) Convince anyone to visit Lincoln, Neb.
(d) Brag a little.
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