This penguin is the very definition of me as a person. If you look up Socially Awkward Penguin in the dictionary you'll see a picture of this penguin and then a definition of socially awkward penguin before using the following sentence as an example: The human cultivation of the meme, socially awkward penguin, is the individual otherwise known as anonimose.
Do you know how awkward it is to to be walking a considerate length and then realising that you've been walking the same direction as the woman in front of you for a quite a while now and it doesn't seem like either of you would change directions because as it turns out she's going to the same point as you. I even thought about readjusting my speed just so I'd fall back a few meters and not look like I'm a bloody stalker. Hell, I even went to a convenience store to browse for a few minutes just to avoid that kind of accusation. The fact that these thoughts even occurred to me at all is probably the most disturbing part of the experience because had I just walked like a normal person would in that situation, it would look fine. But ya know... after a while there was only me and her on that street walking so I freaked out like the creep I am.
"Hey, why not walk?" I said, "nobody's going to think you're a complete freak," I said...
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